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White Noise

Quinn says to Randall Do you think the smell is gone yet?
Randall says to Quinn WHAT?!
Quinn says to Randall So... Much... White... Noise...
Judd walks into the room where Quinn and Randall have fallen asleep.

For some, white noise can be found in the calming whoosh of a box fan. Others find it in a random episode of The Office as the fall asleep.

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Kidnapped

Quinn says to Randall and Judd Did you know I was kidnapped when I was just a kit?
Judd says Were you tied up? Was there a ransom?
Quinn says Oh, nothing like that. Dad just took me across state lines on Mom's weekend.
Randall says If no one mailed your finger to your mom, was it really a kidnapping?

I’ve never met someone who’s been kidnapped before. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen. I just figured it would have come up by now.

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