Download the Battle of the Band Names DLC to unlock the Air Air Guitar.

For some, white noise can be found in the calming whoosh of a box fan. Others find it in a random episode of The Office as the fall asleep.

My full potential is usually unlocked around 200 mg of caffeine.

I’ve never met someone who’s been kidnapped before. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen. I just figured it would have come up by now.